Only at Comic Con
After the Punisher: War Zone panel I ran out into the hall to get out the word that yes, it will kick ass. I heard them before I saw them, just a loud series of clicks and whirrs and shouts and this little knot of people slowly moved down the hall like a horror movie blob. Thinking it's Ray Stevenson, I get out my camera and lo and behold...
It's Paris Hilton.
Sadly, I miss my camera moment but the guy next to me looks be having a heart attack. Crouched down with his head between his legs, I honestly thought he was going to throw up. When she passed by, he had paniced and talked about how the Hiltons and how they were nothing to the Trumps and the next think I know, he's going to puke. His friends try and calm him down, telling the guy that 'that witch has no power over you' and how he should just stay cool and eventually, he sits down and starts talking to me about his portfolio about a homeless guy who gets bonded to the internet.
I finish my article and leave.