I need to get my faith back.

As for the continuity glitches, I guess you could argue that in each comic, you’re reading the scene through a different character’s eyes, and thus it’s a “reality it altered by who perceives it kind of thing”, and that might sort of tie-in with your theory that Wanda dumped them in a separate reality, rather than screwing up her own (in the sense that like in House of M, where people got their desires, what people want to see, affects what they actually see). But that would be pretty lame, since the reader is usually an independent omniscient person, observing all the action, but it was the best argument I could come up with.